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"There's no such thing as a boring life." Mark Twain

I'd Rather Be Thin and Famous 

Because then it's not too hard to get your work published. But if you're like me, then it's a lot of work!

(Disclaimer: this photo may have been stretched lengthwise to make Lisa appear thinner than she really is)

by Lisa Saunders

Writer's blog with links: http://authorlisasaunders.blogspot.com/

Chapter One

Will I ever be discovered?

"Is this Lisa Saunders?" the caller asked.

"Yes," I said, irritated, sure it was a telemarketer interrupting me in the middle of writing a story featuring myself as the heroine. Recently recovered from years of writer’s block, I was on a roll and didn’t want to stop—despite the fact that I couldn’t get an editor to adore me—or even to look at me.

Several months earlier I had sent my first story to Snooty Home magazine (name changed in case I ever work for them), thinking they’d be thrilled to get the first crack at my work—a humorous piece about what a slob I am and what it takes to prepare for a guest. But instead of sending me an offer to be their next great columnist, I received a “Thanks, but no thanks,” form letter. I’ll show them! One of their major competitors will snatch me up. I’ll become a household name! As quickly as I could address the envelopes, I sent my stories to other popular magazines. Still no nibbles. Although the wind was leaving my sails, I pressed on, now querying magazines that nobody's ever heard of.

The caller, sensing I was annoyed at the intrusion, continued, “Mrs. Saunders, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m from Nice Home magazine (name changed so they won't know I lumped them in the “nobody’s heard of them” category). We really enjoyed your “Oh No, Camping” and “My Apple Obsession” stories. Do we have your permission to publish them? We’d like to run the camping one in September and the apple one in October, but we can only pay you in three complimentary magazines. Is that okay?”

Somebody finally liked me! So what if I wasn’t going to be paid and I didn’t know anyone who read the magazine--now I’d have samples of my published work to show editors. Hanging up, I called everyone I knew along the Eastern Seaboard, “I have been discovered and am on my way!”

It was more than 10 years earlier, during my brief stint as a high school newspaper columnist, that I first thought of becoming a famous author. So I read books on how to write, scrolled a sheet of paper down into my father’s old typewriter, placed my fingers on the keys and waited. I couldn’t think of a thing to say! And that was it. I went off to Cornell University, majored in business, found a husband, worked in accounting, and had a daughter.

Writing never crossed my mind again—until the birth of my second daughter, Elizabeth. Born with a severely damaged brain as a result of a virus—cytomegalovirus (CMV)--doctors told me that she would never walk, talk, or even feed herself. Suddenly, I had a lot to say! As a way to deal with my grief, I began writing letters to friends and family to express my feelings about her prognosis and our future. Eventually, I no longer focused on what we didn’t have, but on what we did have, and the letters began regaling fun family adventures. Writing soothed my soul--perhaps getting my stories published would soothe it even more! I bought the Writer's Market, a fat book full of publishers and directions on how to submit your work. How hard could it be?

My September issue of Nice Home magazine finally arrived in the mail. I couldn’t wait to show it off! I pulled the magazine from the mailbox and stood on the porch, opening it to the table of contents. Wait a minute. I don’t see my byline. I flipped through the rest of it. My camping story was nowhere to be found! I called the magazine.

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Saunders, we ran out of space,” the editor explained. “We found a humorous piece about laundry that fit better with this month’s theme.”

Devastated, I read the article that ousted mine. I had to admit, it was pretty funny. But I had funny laundry too. Why didn’t I think to write about what a riot doing my laundry was?

When October came, so did another issue of Nice Home magazine. I was scared to pull it out of my mailbox. Was more humiliation in store? But there it was—“My Apple Obsession.”

“Not your best piece,” was my husband Jim’s first comment after reading it. On second reading, I kind of agreed—I doubt I had made Snooty Home sorry they hadn’t grabbed me first. But I didn’t care--I was finally a published author!

 

Chapter Two

 Elizabeth's and Floyd's Excellent Adventure 

 

Eventually, several little stories made their way into specialty magazines and local newspapers. I wasn't exactly a household name, but I was having fun--sharing the ups and downs of dieting, of trying to get a major publisher to notice me, remembering my eccentric relatives who hid false teeth and Twinkies, and of raising a severely handicapped child.

 

First appeared in the Rockland Review:

 

"Hey!  Can somebody please help me get on the train?!" Hurricane Floyd was roaring up the Eastern seaboard while I was traveling south.  Alone with my severely handicapped daughter, I wondered how I'd get her aboard with her stroller, car seat and our luggage.

            I recently returned to Rockland County, NY, from Maryland, after an absence of twenty years.  I remembered well as a teenager that nothing exciting ever happened here. We rarely even got snow days.  Maryland had violent thunderstorms that were thrilling to watch and there was always a possibility of a little tornado.

            When I realized that Hurricane Floyd was due to hit the day I was scheduled to take Amtrak to Maryland, I was filled with anticipation.    I was taking my youngest and we were going to help my husband Jim complete our move up North.  Now, traveling with my daughter Elizabeth means no ordinary trip - hurricane or no.  At nine, her cerebral palsy is so severe, she cannot speak, hold up her head, is still in diapers, and can only eat soft foods.  What Elizabeth does have, however, is a ready smile and the love of adventure.  She likes nothing better than going places by car or stroller.  Sitting on my lap in the train would be a special treat.

            Behind schedule, the cab driver dumped us off in the pouring rain where I was left alone struggling with Elizabeth and all our stuff.  We made it to the platform just in time.  Despite my panic, the train did stop long enough to get her and myself on.  A kind stranger helped me drag her stuff through the crowded isles to a seat. 

            We felt warm and cozy watching the winds blow and the rains come down. I took Elizabeth to the dining car so I could stock up on cookies and other necessary supplies, just in case we got stuck .  The food man, seeing my daughter, let me cut in front of everyone.  Traveling with Elizabeth does come with some fringe benefits.  I asked him not to sell the last yogurt.  That was the only thing Elizabeth would be able to eat.  He promised.

The water on the tracks grew deep.  We plowed slowly through it then stopped.  We stopped and started several times, as they had to keep clearing the tracks of falling trees.  Eventually an announcement was made that we would be stopped for what was again referred to as an indefinite period of time.  Signals were down and we could not cross over the bridge, which was just ahead.  We were told to remain calm-- that's always a confidence booster--and to go to the dining car for free food.  One woman actually started screaming hysterically that they had no biscottis.  A true New Yorker!

Elizabeth, of course, was having a ball.  All this stalling meant more time cuddling in Mom's lap.  She'd turn her head up to look at me and smile contentedly, fully unaware that no one else around her felt such joy.  When forced to leave her in her car seat to forage for food, the bored woman across the isle seemed pleased to watch her for me, glad to have some purpose in life.   

When my turn arrived at the dining car, I was alarmed to learn that all the yogurt was gone.  What if Elizabeth starved?  Perhaps I could prechew her food for her.  What if we were there over night?  Could I keep her warm enough?  What if, Heaven forbid, I ran out of diapers? 

I felt like a distraught mother in one of those disaster movies, enduring all kinds of perils to keep her child alive.  Suddenly I noticed someone with an uneaten yogurt on her lap.  I paused before asking --but this had to be done. "Excuse me," I said, "I have a handicapped child, and yogurt is the only thing she can eat.  Can I trade my sandwich for that?"

"Of course," she said unhesitatingly. 

Another woman overheard us.  "Here, take mine, too."

My disaster movie got better as more of these previously apathetic people came forward with their yogurts.  One old man, who shared my sense of adventure, went around taking pictures of our plight.  He took a picture of me standing in the aisle with my pile of yogurts.

After being stalled for several hours we began to move. But we got stuck again on a low bridge over a wide body of rising water.  The wind blew fiercely and I couldn't help pondering the problem of getting Elizabeth off a flooded train. And the worst fear of all: How would I hold her head above water?  Maybe this wasn't fun after all.

Eventually we reached Baltimore. We were told that it was the end of the line.  They just could not go any further.  We would have to take a bus.  Again I was faced with the chore of getting Elizabeth and our stuff through a crowd, this time full of tired and angry people. When the next bus came, I just couldn't plow through the waiting, angry throng in time to catch it.  This was too much excitement, even for me, and I started to cry. 

Seeing my distress, one bus driver, who wasn't even headed where I was going, got out of his seat and carried Elizabeth aboard. Fearing he'd just plop her down, assuming she could sit up by herself, I frantically shoved my way through the packed aisle yelling, "Please be careful!  She can't sit up by herself!"

I heard a woman yell forward, "Don't worry, I'm holding her up."  Saved again.

My husband, Jim, was pacing with anxiety when we finally pulled in to New Carrolton, MD. What should have been a three-hour train trip, ended up taking ten hours as a result of Hurricane Floyd. I guess things can be exciting in New York after all.  Well?  We were on our way to Maryland.

 

(If you would like to read more of my work, or learn about what caused Elizabeth's birth defects (CMV) and how you can help prevent it, please visit my Web site home page at www.authorlisasaunders.com or email me at saundersbooks@aol)

 Writers Groups/Web sites

http://www.allmyfaves.com/   Has everything! blogs, communities, search tools, etc.
 
www.mediabistro.com is the place to look for work, make a Web site and post your resume.
 
Your own Web site: You can create a free Web site to showcase your work by following the advice of my friend Mary: "you can just search on "google page creator" and it will bring it up for you... just click on it... you have to create a login... once you  do that, and it does whatever it does, it gives assigns you an e-mail
(which I ignore) and allows you to create up to 4 webpages under the acronym "pagename.googlepage.com" The first page name is named after the login ID you set up (to match your password name), but once logged into the page creator, you can assign up to 4 main pages...
 
Your own blog: It is free. Go to: https://www.blogger.com/start
 
Writer's groups and networking:
Searches:
http://www.dogpile.com/
search news: www.worldpress.com
Search and receive alerts www.google.com/alerts

Blogs:
www.blogger.com
www.blog.com
www.livejournal.com

Social Network sites:
www.facebook.com
www.MySpace.com
www.LinkedIn.com
www.Wink.com  searches the above.
www.PeekYou.com  is similar to Wink

Search the deep Web:
www.Pipl.com

People search sites:
www.zabasearch.com
www.Infospace.com
Local Writing Groups:
The Hudson Valley Writers' Center (if you live in the Lower Hudson Valley
Check you local library and bookstore. They often host writer's groups. Try googling for writer's groups in your area. If there are no writers' groups in your area, start one. I have learned more from other writers than anything else. Visit your local library and bookstore. You will want to see their latest version of the Writers Market--a fat book that tells you how to write a query letter as well as listing publishers and agents.Your library may not store it on their regular bookshelf--ask the reference desk. There are also plenty of other books on how to write and promote your work to the appropriate publisher. The real problem, however, is that major publishers rarely look at unsolicited book manuscripts anymore. You must go through an agent. There are also books on how to secure the right kind of agent for your work (see the Literary Market Place at your library). The internet is also full of free advice on how to secure a publisher, find a writers’group, enter writing contests, etc. Learn how to use your search engine--just type in the kind of publishers (like Christian or picture book publishers) you are looking for, and you'll find their Web sites.

 

Good Information:

www.writersdigest.com

Syracuse University Press gives great advice on how to ready a manuscript before sending it off to a publisher:

http://sumweb.syr.edu/su_press/manSG.htm

 

Gregg Wilhem, once an editor of mine, gave me a concise definition of an effective query leter:

"A one page proposal -- what's the book about, who is the audience, and who are you (expertise, writing credits, knowledge of the situation, networks or associations).

 

A good article about how to get your query letter noticed:

http://www.underdown.org/slush.htm

Literary agents

http://www.querytracker.net (it helps you search for an agent then keep track of what you sent them)

http://agentquery.com (has great links like listing large and small publishers)

For a list of agents, check out: http://www.aar-online.org/

Sally Stuart's annual publication, The Christian Writers’ Market Guide (Harold Shaw) provides a list of literary agents who work with Christian publishers.

Publishers:

Children's Publishers: http://www.cbcbooks.org/about/cbc_members_printable.html

Local history or genealogy, then check out: http://www.heritagebooks.com/publishing.htm

If you write books relating to disabilities, then consider the publishers on this website:

http://www.nichcy.org/pubs/bibliog/bib5txt.htm#publishers

http://www.disabilityculture.org/course/books.htm.

http://www.rnceus.com/fam3/sidebar.htm

 

An excellant resource for writers and published authors:

http://www.writing-world.com/links/promotion.shtml

http://writingcorner.com/resources/magazines.htm

 

If you write non-fiction, you will have an easier time securing a publisher—especially if it’s a how-to book or a local history book. If you still can’t get a publisher, then self-publish. There are also books on how to do that (like Dan Poynter's THE SELF-PUBLISHING MANUAL, or Tom & Marilyn Ross's THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO SELF-PUBLISHING). If you are successful in marketing your self-published book, a traditional publisher may become interested in you—because you already have an audience, a fan base.

 

Another way to go is to seek out special interest groups with funds for publishing. They are always looking for work that promotes their cause.

 

Writer's Magazines and E-Zines

For the top 101 websites for writers, visit:

http://www.writersdigest.com/101sites/categorysearch.asp?year_101=2004

 

Self-publishers:

www.lulu.com

http://www.PublishYourOwnEbooks.com

BookSurge, part of the Amazon group of companies Acquired by Amazon.com in April 2005, BookSurge is a brand of On-Demand Publishing LLC, a subsidiary of Amazon.com Inc. Learn more. ... www.booksurge.com

 

 

Information for writers

If you sell your book to customers within your own state, you must collect and pay sales tax. If you live in New York, to register to collect sales tax visit: http://www.tax.state.ny.us/nyshome/stidx.htm Another site to visit when starting up a business in New York is: www.nys-OPAL.com

To sell your books with www.amazon.com, visit: http://www.amazon.com/advantage

 

Your books must be registered with Books In Print® to be considered for store placement with Barnes & Noble. Please click here Barnes & Noble Acceptance Criteria.

Use the BowkerLink Publisher Access System

BowkerLink is a FREE online access system that provides you with an automated tool to add titles to Books In Print® as well as update any records that are already listed. Please use BowkerLink to submit forthcoming title information to Books In Print® 180 days before publication and inform us of updates as soon as they occur. Listings are free.

1. GO TO: www.bowkerlink.com. Click on "FOR Books In Print and Publishers Authority Database".

Printers:

 

I have been told the following printer is good for those who choose to publish their work themselves:

http://www.tristatelitho.com/

http://www.booksbybookends.com/

 

Press Release Tips

http://www.publicityhound.com/

http://www.publicityinsider.com/release.asp

http://www.publicityhound.com/Ebook--TheBestof2007TipsofWeek.pdf

 

If you have any websites that you feel will help other writers, please email them to me at saundersbooks@aol.com

 

Good luck!



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